アン。 — surprisebitch: *calls 911* 911: hello, 911,...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
baracknobama
surprisebitch

*calls 911*

911: hello, 911, what is your emergency?

me: help!! i lost my virginity!!

911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think..

me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity !

911: ohhh! xD

me: xD

Source: surprisebitch